In health class we were given sheets of paper and told to write a message we would want someone of the opposite sex to know
She read some examples
The girls were like: “Hey can you please not treat me like shit”
The boys were like: “Spray tans look ugly I hate when girls wear too much makeup and don’t lead me on.”
I’m trying to prove a point to a douche in my class who thinks girls are lying about enjoying marvel.
are you fucking kidding me along with there being tons and tons of hot men its pretty fucking cool too come on
I LEARNED HOW TO READ OUT OF A MARVEL COMIC BOOK BEFORE I WENT TO PRESCHOOL, COME ON, IS THIS A JOKE!?
I love superhero stuff, and the idea that girls shouldn’t read comics is the #1 thing keeping me from going into a comic store or publicly buying comics because when I was twelve, a twenty-something-year-old comic fan yelled at me when I asked him what Spider-Man comic book I should start with.
What ship do you think I’m the child of?
#oH FUCKING YES #PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE I’M SO CURIOUS #CROSSOVERS COUNT BTW LIKE IT DOESN’T HAVE TO BE A STANDARD SHIP OR ANYTHING#WHICHEVER PEOPLE YOU THINK MADE ME
omfg tumblr the name is not based on the idea that Africans are more aggressive theY’RE CALLED “AFRICANIZED” BECAUSE THEY’RE A HYBRID WITH AN AFRICAN BEE SPECIES JESUS CHRIST IT SAYS SO IN THE WIKIPEDIA PIECE YOU COPY/PASTED
Someone punch me so I can forget I read this please
remember when this thing was number #1 in the uk charts.
WE DON’T TALK ABOUT THAT
IT WAS HERE IN AMERICA TOO OMFG I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST US
AUSTRALIA TOO I DON’T THINK ANYONE ESCAPED
IT WAS EVERYWHERE
IT WAS EVEN IN CANADA
this is my headcanon and i wish i was lying
THIS IS EXACTLY MY VOICE HEADCANNON FOR JOHN
this fits. so well.
story time
so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.
